Friday, December 24, 2010

Retina Detachment And Rollercoasters

. Doubts

Merry Christmas! ... and the post should end there, but no. I had an idea which at first said: - My original no known limits! - Only to discover that my attempt to post is not unconscious but a copy of an idea that comes from centuries ago from the first contract signed by Santa Claus and Coca-Cola. But just wanted to share my vision for change in direction. We all know the meaning of the celebration of Christmas and in turn know the simpaticón chubby, but who is better? Who is the day?
  • Santa makes you buy Coca-Cola, Jesus free the best wine ever tasted. Santa Claus
  • whipping passes to poor reindeer, Jesus does everything to leg and sandals.
  • Santa Claus needs to fly his sleigh, Jesus walks on water alone and more being pushed does not sink. Santa
  • just get along with well-behaved, Jesus is the bank at all, for most who are law students, hippies and independent fans.
  • slave Santa has the dwarves and tells aides, volunteers Jesus has disciples and tells them friends. Santa
  • rare laughs, "Jo jo jo?!, What is it?!, Jesus laughs normal.
  • Santa has a factory at the North Pole where there is only snow and cold, Jesus has its own state in the middle of Italy and strategic bases around the world. Santa
  • contacted only by letters. Letters that are intercepted by our parents and whose content is modified with impunity to reduce the cost of order in many $ $ $.
  • Santa stole Jesus' birthday!

For those who still doubt ... if we do what Santa says, gives us a piece of coal, if we do what Jesus tells us we are doomed to hell. So Christmas devolvámosle whom it belongs.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

What Does It Mean When Gential Warts Bleed

Santa Christmas Ideas

Whenever the holidays come the end of the year, come to me like whales and plankton these historical questions intractable temporal far.
This year I decided to use the immense popularity of this beautiful blog, to extend my question and maybe so, once and forever, to satisfy this need for knowledge.
World history is crucially marked by the beginning of the Christian era . The years are listed according to whether they were before Christ (BC) or after Christ (AD).
Now, my question is ... If Jesus was born on December 25, "Why New Year is 5 days after? , events that occurred between birth and new year Are in the year 0 CE (From Christ)? .
For these things I never liked history.


The problem is that not only the question arises.

's go back a few days ago, precisely at the December 8, although many believe that is a holiday to assemble the tree and buy new decorations desperately, is a day of commemoration of the immaculate conception (when the archangel Gabriel is Mary and says, "Hey, Mery, God says that you are pregnant-). Paying a little attention, the numbers return to be cloudy (Does the story was written by the INDEC?). If Mary gets pregnant on December 8, "How can give birth 17 days later? ... or if the mistake is mine, and are events from different years, "Did Jesus 12 months in the belly? .
I am particularly confused. And luckily, there are those means by which I can also confuse you.


PS: in case someone to solve my other two questions too quickly, I ask, "Why is there a shooting star at the tip of the Christmas tree? ... Star! Hooked a small step!! ... of amazing ... and there are people who care about climate change ... Climate change is that Santa has come wrapped up with terrible dress hat and cotton in summer in Mar del Plata.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Wilmington North Carolina Cruisy Areas

BLACK CHRISTMAS GIFT WE SELL OUR NINER

Que bonito es poder hacer un regalo a aquella persona o personas que sientes bien dentro de ti, estudiar la oferta del mercado, pensar en aquello que esa persona necesita, le hace ilusión, quisiera recibir de tu parte y seguro, te va agradecer desde lo mas profundo de su corazón.

En estas fechas, it's nice to find that special gift, our stores, so shop Betanzos as the online store can find a very special treatment and actually you will be advised as you deserve, with our desire and friendly service.

can also contact us via e-mail or Skype, can make your inquiry or your order.

For you to be more than ON LINE can enter our online store, for all we have no lack of anything, you can always make your consultation and you will be served personally, and try to serve you in whatever you ask.
We have many new features at your disposal for all budgets and all needs, we wait in our stores to treat you as you deserve.

Merry Christmas to all our fans, friends and clients.

Friday, December 10, 2010

How Long After Being Exposed To Head Lice



end the year and selling our demo bikes, you can get your bike niner priced out of the ordinary, and that logically we are selling a material already used but little and very carefully, with factory warranty and our own store warranty.
are two models we sell, the popular dual suspension and special rally the JET9 pure white color and size M, mounted with change Sram X0 and Truvativ Noir crankset all in pink, power steering and Hope, RockShox fork XX American Classic 2011 and tubeless tires. All perfect condition, has only gone out to shoot and report on our own blog.

In these images you can see the quality of components of this assembly, this gem can be yours truly spectacular for a price much lower than the sale the public. For more information do clik HERE.

And the simple, but no less interesting, one of our size S of Sir9 Onvres iBIKEmechanic team, a very special bike and that was the first to get finish the 10,000 Soplao in SS. 10'30h a time. record it would cost to lower a rigid SS, also stayed in first place in the uncompleted mixed 24/doce this year, has also been the only SS to make the Seleniko 2010 . I personally
crazy lover and Single Speed, I have seen flying above the mud literally Teruel this bike with LOPES NOE Amazon above. So I put some pictures of the bike in question and you decidíais if you will be able to adventure and from your bike to one with so much history and records. You can get more information
just clikc HERE.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Cd Driver Ct6840 Creative

Rain falls

found that I was getting wet. Simple, straightforward, common, natural "?.
No.
When it rains and is being away from home, indicating that happen many have little to do with being wet and have a lot to do with the water that falls from the sky uncontrollable quantities. Starting
the fact that you're never going to that area, but chance Oh!, There you are, the more flooded corner of the city, both mentally calculating impulse must give the jump to avoid falling into the water. With the common result of having thought it had a long-lost fitness and the consequent introduction of our standing in the muddy flow of water along the cord, while happily spending more is there to Live he noticed that three more steps to the right the break should be much shorter.
But not everything is so terrible, at least it is a business area with awnings that always make us hesitate, no?. If, in objection to carrying an umbrella. Here the road forks: 1 .- We
voluntarily run to where it rains a lot of hate and anger inside us. 2 .- We
walking, hoping that whoever carries an umbrella, note that if you move does not get wet while avoiding entering the ends of his retainer of water in our eyes.
To the surprise of many, the water intensifies the ingenuity (if, as everyone knows, I have a doctorate in naive, I know almost everything about it.) For those who have really wet during a rain, always comes a time "M" (It's like D-day, but less popular), it's time. Mere seconds, milliseconds, the point where the frustration was the maximum allowed, insults are not satisfied and started panties scratched. A new corner filled with water and automatically one reasons: I can not be wetter, and was ...



a tribute to our beloved Leslie Nielsen

Friday, November 26, 2010

Newborn Greeting Message Humor

DEMO BIKES IN OUR STORE BETANZOS

Dear followers of our blog and our Facebook, here I put some pictures with details of our Show Room in Betanzos, prepared for this Christmas.

From the above image to which you will then much effort and investment for all this to the satisfaction of our customers.





The store is small, but try to have the latest clothes, accessories, lights, gloves, spare parts, tires 29 "and 26", news and of course our bikes Niner and brand Ghost 26 ".








Some supplements PEDRO'S , DUO POWER , BEST , NINER , Gloves GRIPPP, Bubel Head and many details more


Here are some novelty as bicycles Bergmönch backpack, along with our glasses Eassun .


Shimano Some accessories and spare parts.


Our Ghost Road and NINER 29 "
















Our child section, with bikes without pedals wood, and the Ghost Children our cars section and Chariot Croozer .



The permanent exhibition Bicycle Ghost in the center of our store.


One of our best sellers and most successful of our stores has been the Shine Natural light mod. Sausage Egg Half NS1y the PD-7


Our product range PEDRO'S , such as degreasing Pro-J, Fats bio, Bike Lust silicone polish, shampoo Green Fizz and the full range of chain grease for every weather situation.


A large assortment of tires 29 " and also in 26"


With the advantage that we do not have in stock you do get home in a few days also you can visit us through SKYPE with the link you have on the cover of our Online Store, where you not only personally attend if you can live to shop whenever you have a camera on your computer.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Hip Bursitis Wont Go Away

skin

Every so incredibly falls like lightning from heaven an idea in my head. It's that simple, so great an idea.
The problem with ideas is that, like many things in our lives are fleeting. If not immortalize some thus disappear and not return, leaving a legacy of frustration and emptiness.
I've learned, an idea that comes to my mind, an idea that is embodied in some way so as not to lose.
marplatense Walking through life, central location, an idea falls squarely in the marotte. My eyes fly open, a great idea, ones that are not in google. My first reaction: I get the phone to record it, Menu => Applications => New Note ... Dead battery, Good Bye!.
I exalt!, The idea was to escape, needed something to write and had a portfolio which possibly had a paper and a pen, no. Neuron My best friend told me: - Enter the bar where everything seems to be the camaraderie! -. My face smiled satisfied. A cozy bar, small, lots of wood, look to your local club round bar with stools, a bartender apron advanced age, tables against the wall where old mustaches and berets sitting resting, finally, I wanted my paper, my pen and my idea.

M: barman Sir, would you be kind enough to lend me a pen? -
Mr. B: - As a customer you're not I can not lend or bath, or ballpoint .-
M: - I do not want to take anything, I just want to make a small notation .-
Mr. B: - Client, you ready pen, no customers, no
birome .- M: [It is bad luck ] "Okay, give me a mineral water please
.- Mr. B: - With gas or without gas? -
M: - With gas -
Mr. B:" With gas not I have,
M: - Make it out of gas then-
(The bartender is supporting a water bottle on the bar, uncover, serves a little into a glass and put both next to Marquitos)
M: - Now that I am a customer, could you lend me a pen? -
Mr. B: "As no, please-
M: - Would it have a role to borrow? -
Mr. B: "I have no papers to provide
.- M: -A napkin at least somewhat-
Mr. B: " Unless you are eating nothing, I can not give you napkins, it would be squandered
.- M: "But I do not want to wipe, I write something,
Mr. B: - Client you eat quickly you napkin, Client does not eat, no napkin
.- (The boludeadometro of Marquitos had peaked, but the importance of capturing the idea was much greater than his pride)
M: - Ahhh! Vivarachón dawn today. Okay, I want a toasted ham and cheese
Mr B: - Which bread? -
M: -Miga-
Mr. B: I do not -is-
M: -French, then
.- Mr. B: I do not -is-
M: - What if both we save all this and tell me directly that bread left? -
Mr. B: - I have miñoncitos Tandil before yesterday .-
M: - Is it assumed that I would risking further breads names until that specific guesses?, do so that bread please, "
(a few minutes later, while retaining its concentrated Marquitos idea in mind, Mr. Barman is on toast with a very beautiful stone in a white dish and place next to it)
M : "Here the customer eating, could you now please lend me a napkin? -
(Mr barman hand delivery of these napkins square white neighborhood cafe with a blue line before the edge.)
(Marquitos Speeding writes little idea who was in over his head and short as possible to enter into the small space I had. At the end, and relaxed and not caring what he had to go to achieve it ...)
M: - Can you tell me as so once I leave?
Mr. B: - mineral water $ 9 and $ 14 of toast, are $ 23 -
M: - $ 23! ... [To himself] $ 23 this idea ... you had better be worth it ... An idea! ... $ 23 ...-
idea (while looking for his wallet Marquitos to pay)
Mr. B: - you and I end up writing? -
M: "Yes, thank you very much for the pen, although I got .- dearly
(Meanwhile Mr. Barman bar took the pen and napkin containing the idea)
M: -The napkin leave it, thanks, Mr. B
: "Excuse me, but the napkin is mine, so you borrowed me the pen as a napkin. I lent him, now will you return me, the operation is simple .-
Quino
As once said in his strip Mafalda:
"It's horrible having to hit someone who is right"

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Pokemon Online Op Mac



A strange invasion of my health forced me to visit the dermatologist recently. An exceptional doctor, it took longer to get up from his chair and approached to me that in diagnosing a rare spot in the neck that loomed without permission. Me instantly said Dr

: - [Smiling] It is an colorasdj adghakjghaj is nothing wrong .-
M: -Ahhhhhhh .- [face anything]. Dr
: - hahaha! It is a pityriasis versicolor. A hongito not contagious and very common .-
M: -Ahhhhhh .- [face anything]
Dr
: - It's nothing, do not worry .-
M: - And so it came now? .-
Dr: - Clearly you got the defenses against this fungus available, some are born with few defenses against these fungi and in some cases it is simply stress .-
M: -Login to facebook and that no new notifications red placard stresses me a lot, it is true .- Dr
: - something more relevant? -
M: "Sometimes the water gets too hot I kill because I get distracted and burn the grass, that is also very stressful
.- Dr: - studies, work, partner? -
M: "Oh sorry, I only speak English, do you repeat? -
Dr: Well, let it. [While writing the recipe] going to take it once a week and put this lotion every day. Both are for pityriasis versicolor and wide-ranging.
M: -Ahhhh .- [face anything]
Dr: - Mmmm, I'll explain how ?...-
M: -Simple, how much I have Doctor? .-
Dr: -hahaha, but it is a simple fungus, as many as three or four days! -

Monday, November 8, 2010

Backpack Coffe Dispenser

WFO 29er NINER AS A TRIAL BIKE!

There are people who really know how to make everything good in some machines, and this is one of these cases.



now and go take a bike, preferably in a 29er NINER and then you can enjoy the purest feelings of MTB.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Antique Wooden Irionong Board

IMPROVE THE GOOD OF THE NINER THE NEW WFO

I put this video here where they leave the explanations of improvements in the WFO Niner 2011.

To fly between trails.





You can configure your NINER on the Niner's iBIKEmechanic Configurator.

Or please contact us directly info@ibikemechanic.com

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Bahrain Sport 1 Frequency

Multicultural Question

The atmosphere is great at international conferences. People from completely different cultures sharing the same idea of \u200b\u200bprogress. The physical features of the ethnic groups, clothing, languages, everything from a conference, a wonderful place as to multiculturalism and integration. If all of this, we add the idea that engineering is a congress, we find specimens of the most varied, most bizarre conversations, and geeks everywhere. Meanwhile
genius loose, we were also four. We set out to participate in one of the exhibitions we are most attracted attention. Camouflage for the occasion, we enter the room. From the gate we spotted four empty seats next to a foreigner who seriously looked forward waiting for the moderator home.

(Anonymous 1: A1; Anonymous 2: A2; Anonymous 3: A3; Marquitos: M ; Abroad: E)

A1: Sit in those over there, beside that seems important.
M: Dale, pear, he asked if they are occupied.
(boys are close to the location)
M: (going abroad) Exquiuse me ar Occupied Those chairs?
E: ... (their eyes open too much while his face expresses a perfect face of terror) .
A2: not see who is French, speaks no English!.
M: Ahh! Sorry, This ocupadiñas Those ...
A3: (ear quietly) French beast!.
(while foreign eyes seemed to leave the orbit while rescue individuals looking around)
M: Sure, sure ... Excusez-moi ces chaises sont occup?
E: (getting to the side and with eyes full of fear) If I let you pass, you promise not to speak anymore in your life? Perhaps

mode was not completely efficient. But clearly, in environments where there is plenty of different cultures, we are like fish in water.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Mahogany's Chest Midnight Meat

Bergmönch that will surprise


In iBIKEmechanic are constantly looking at all markets, that might be fun and we provide experience new within the same environment, the mountains.

In these videos you can see and understand well what you're talking about, are so great that a picture is worth a thousand words.


Bergmönch - Wheeling Hiking uphill from downhill Thomas Kaiser on Vimeo .

Bergmonch Here is the function in a backpack, front and rear view. The backpack, which incorporates our downhill bike is one of the German brand mountain in backpacks, a VAUDE. With its network for the hull and tape to secure chest and waist, make a perfect carrier of this magnificent tool downhill

On the Eurobike 2010, full of news as you know, find something really special, not above, something which could unite two sports such as trekking and the decrease in suspension bike was a crush, there was waiting for someone to notice him, a little cost us see all and each of the features of this backpack with dual suspension, for lack of a way understandable.


As distributors of this wonder, iBIKEmechanic want this new form of entertainment products and silently look in our mountains, through the houses , companies adventure sports, mountain tents and ski slopes, where they can rent for your enjoyment. As well as buying from our store On Line for use at private and particular.

Hiking up and rolling on the tracks, this would be the motto of our Bergmönch or backpack with dual suspension. "



Enjoy the most remote trails of your favorite mountain to climb to the top, to continue to enjoy in the fall differently but no less intense.




If you have a business Rural tourism in full nature This is your product, if you run a business adventure this is your product, if you have a rental shop skis in the mountains this is your product and you are an individual wanting to enjoy alone or in company this is your product.

For those of you business get in touch with info@ibikemechanic.com to meet the commercial conditions and possible funding through ICO credits for entrepreneurs. As always have two copies to demo, so you can try them and see all its functions.



specifications and mounting video Bergmönch:

Bergmönch - Die Entfaltung from Thomas Kaiser on Vimeo .

Bergmönch, a combination of a backpack and a "lowering of the machine. Due to the construction of intelligent bending, this two-wheeled bicycle can easily converted into a backpack.
Marco entirely built by hand with
7005 aluminum full suspension . triple pipes warm. large pipe 1 ½ " , tilting light , with an air cushion (80 mm), air shock, adjustable rebound The fork is 4 links folding (80 mm long) - Adjustable airshock - Adjusting rebound SAG indication
Backpack: Designed, built and constructed with the experience and know-how of the German backpack outdoor specialist
* VAUDE: ergonomic design, maximum comfort, cell plate, braces, belt, adjustable strap at breast height
* STORAGE SPACE: proofed three separate compartments, the volume of 18L, expandable volume of 5L, 26L maximum volume, easy access compartments backpack and scooters
position
* SPECIAL
front washable slots for
sticks, cloth Cleaning the telescopic frame, rain cover.
Brakes Shimano SLX disc brakes Tyres Schwalbe 2.0 folding tires Joe Court (front) / Innova 2.40 (new)

Weight 9.0 kg