Tuesday, March 8, 2011

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The keyboard of my life

life suddenly becomes a large keypad, or rather, my great sappy mind begins to believe that his life is run by a guy with a keyboard, QWERTY keyboards such simple PC.

At times I fail to determine whether the one who handles the keyboard is a little pointless, an adolescent practice, a responsible adult or an older experienced. My latest theory is that a large group of people passing the keyboard of my life to each other, shouting: - Pasame, Pasame! Look what I can do,

Sometimes the theory falls, but at times like that, it was so obvious. A simple situation, where suddenly I find myself with that person a special interest.
Nobody can deny that when he ran on a similar occasion was not one of the two logical responses:
1) Find desperately key location ESC to escape from there.
2) Give the F1 many times as necessary until help appears in search of a clue what to do.
Well, maybe if I I can deny.

Soon the discomfort had subsided. Or by natural causes or by surrender, conversations started to happen. Slowly all the alphanumeric is used with great benefit in our pronunciation, the "h" that we forget not noticed, the "v" and "b" are not perceived mistake, the 'let', Quereme ', Seguin' , buy 'monitor' "can be attributed to the key" s "broken" i "and" y "sound alike.

At first the atmosphere was calm. Few people, almost alone us. Gradually he began to mobilize more people, at times had to use the Shift key to listen.

Still, there are awkward moments and become notorious because that person we interact with someone who turned out to be interested. Those moments of silence although certainly are short, we seem eternal and compel us to yell internally to the one with the keyboard: - remove your hand from the spacebar , by God! -. Brought fire back to the key F1 for help (as useless as when using the pc). Given the absence of aid, I looked for a solution using my abilities. Clearly it was obvious that someone was pressing all the function keys, F2 , F3, F4 ... F12 ! to discover not so surprisingly, that each of all those keys, do absolutely NOTHING.

keyboard lights come on! ... someone uses the keys PageUp PageDown and to explore my past and start telling stories. Every so often there is a story that should not be counted quickly and something smashes his finger on the button BackSpace out of the tense situation. Do not quite understand if she or my pressing the button keyboardists Home . Row again from the beginning.

Now with the experience that certain topics are not touched, a time frame before starting to talk to the TAB key take me a minute and so need to make sure the issue is correct.

When it felt natural to use the keyboard, was notorious as to certain issues made him zoom "Ctrl +" and others tried a low profile with "Ctrl -" .

all lasted until the people in the room was too, we noticed that was not enough Shift key and that we were unwittingly the CapsLock key . I think that was the foot to go.

be handled by keyboard has its advantages. I could afford to use the key "Pause " How often I wanted to enjoy the moment and satisfy my whim to take dozens of prints of screens with PrintScreen key .

There are keys that I hope never to use as the key End, and others that I will not use because I have not the remotest idea of \u200b\u200bhow it applies to the case, as the windows key or Scroll Lock .

drumming
Only those who know how many times I was insulted by having to give Ctrl + Alt + Del . It's not my fault, it's hers.

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