There is a difference between being paranoid and being realistic. I really do not know what it is. What I do know is that the curtains are dangerous. Dangerous as very few things in life. Look nomas than ever, no matter what shade it is, or their nationality or color, or religion, always hiding something. How you need? One allowed to enter the home, trust them, however, are never fully transparent.
At first I did not understand, but it was so obvious, how can you rely on something that still stays there all day, in the same place, staring at the same point and rocking moments like autism suffer?, obviously plotting something. So always ask mom wash them separately in the washing machine. Alone are dangerous, imagine if we organized. Just in case I always give them two or three more centrifuged and left a bottle off the top moths to instill respect.
Clearly, the most dangerous are the shower curtains. No need too much explanation. In every horror movie is one of them involved. To me it gives me goosebumps when it reaches the stage curtain. Anyway should only worry about the girls sexy and voluptuous.
In the same way, we can see the bushings and lamepies (was that ugly ass-kissing) that are typical office curtains, when left to run fingers through the fiendish boss to it by the tiny slot generated, discover that not only do we play Minesweeper and clicks as "like" we wanted, facebook, but also we are criticized on the blog.
There is much more to tell, but the curtains could be spying over their shoulder. When safe, I'll tell you about those curtains secret masquerading as dresses and women used naively.